Valentine Willinger: 1. I spilt my entire bucket of popcorn on the person in front of me. She was on a date, I felt so bad, but her date was cracking up.2. I tried to sneak into an R-rated movie with four friends, but it was Paranormal Activity so we were the only people in there. I had one friend who went to the bathroom, but chickened out coming back into the theater because there was a janitor outside the door. The janitor got suspicious of her pacing back and forth, so she came in and said "I NEED TO SEE YO TICKETS. HAND UP YO TICKETS, I NEED THEM TICKETS." Needless to say, we didn't see the movie.3.I tripped and fell down the stairs. Top to Bottom. It was a full theater, and everyone clapped.4. There was an emotional scene and I burped. Very loudly. I've never been glared at by so many people at once before.5. I had to sit there, mortified, while a lady bitched me out for throwing Skittles out over the theater. Little to her knowledge, it was the 7th grade boys behin! d me. She wouldn't listen when I told her.6. I accidentally walked into the mens restroom, and entered a stall. it was empty… however a movie apparently just let out, and I had to sit there for a half hour waiting for everyone to leave. So. Gross. My friend was really mad too because she had been waiting for me outside, and she apparently didn't get my distress texts.I'm dead serious, none of these are made up. And this is just in the movie theater. I don't get along well with public places....Show more
Lucien Hellerman: Well, first you must comprehend that I lived in a relatively rural discipline. My two favorite memorable experiences are these: going to peer star Wars (possibly 0.33-run) at our local dilapidated town film apartment with an audience of perhaps 12 folks of quite a lot of ages, for the period of which the film (which had been having its problems) in the end broke. We acquired more enjoyment from the shrieking whispers of the owner and the counterpoin! t muffled sobs of the girl on the projector than we did even f! rom the movie. It used to be almost an anti-climax when it received up and strolling again. The opposite was a rainy evening on the new university-bus-sized strip-mall "multiplex" when the film we had come to look was once delayed (most likely in a determined hope by the management that greater than a dozen consumers would show up) for almost 20 minutes prior the scheduled start time. Luckily we had just a few quite at ease (beery) high-schoolers there, one of whom gave us an impromptu 10 minute stand-up comedy movements which used to be pretty darned just right (no longer that we had been feeling too important at the time). He got a standing ovation and might normally have collected some cash off us if the movie hadn't interrupted him by means of getting began....Show more
Vita Moodie: Not exactly cool but kinda funny.. Me and my mom went to the bathroom in the middle of a movieand on our way back, going up the steps (We sat at the top)She farted the whole way up the! steps..
Shelley Stevens: I once tripped, turned 360 degrees and fell on my face in front of the entire watchers in movie theater.I once made my friends laugh so much they began making pig laughing sounds =p (humiliating).There was this time where I walked on my knees and hands (like a baby) through the rows and columns at the movies.Once peed in my pants because of laughing.There are lots more...I can't remember them =P...Show more
Daren Ventrice: i cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn and put my wang thru it so when grandma got more popcorn.... you knowstroke stroke
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